There's no question you're best known for your TWOW 6 sidekick stunt. By the way, I'm not calling you a baby to be condescending, I'm calling you a baby because of "Ice Ice Baby". Also, you must thank Ni Hao Guylan (RIP), because you have now outlived him.
- Mike Ramsay submitted the longest response in TWOW 6A — a portion of the lyrics of "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice, which is ALL RIGHT STOP, COLLABORATE AND LISTEN. ICE IS BACK WITH MY BRAND NEW INVENTION, SOMETHING GRABS A HOLD OF ME TIGHTLY, FLOW LIKE A HARPOON DAILY AND NIGHTLY. WILL IT EVER STOP? YO, I DON'T KNOW. TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND I'LL GLOW. TO THE EXTREME I ROCK A MIC LIKE A VANDAL, LIGHT UP A STAGE AND WAX A CHUMP LIKE A CANDLE. IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM, YO, I'LL SOLVE IT. CHECK OUT THE HOOK WHILE MY DJ REVOLVES IT. ICE ICE BABY. However, unofficially it is only the second longest response, with TheMightyMidge’s textual nudity response having two ASCII art images giving him 2,008 words.
- Since he had gotten the prize of the previous episode (sidekicks), he was pulled up by Ni Hao Guylan, who anticipated his elimination later on. However, he still would have been in the safe zone without the prize.
- In TWOW 16B, he said that if he got the double-response prize, he would have made it the recipe for vanilla ice cream.
Appearance changes and confessionals
|TWOW 13A||Daredevil Baby||-|
|TWOW 14A||I heard some TWOWers are selling out and are being sponsored by large companies. That's just not cool, unlike the Coolberry Freeze Slurpee for only $1.95 at participating 7-Eleven convenience stores.|
|TWOW 15A||This is a diss track. Give me a beat, Cary. Yo Midnight Light, I'm calling you out. Something smells fishy, just like a trout. I think that you are Juhmatok, and I will send you down the block. We both used to be turquoise and green, but I'll be the last one on the scene. WHAT YOU GOT BOY WHAT YOU GOT???? STRAIGHT OUTTA DREAM ISLAND.|
|TWOW 16A||Cary I just complain a lot, you don't have to cater to everyone, you do a fine job. Mike Ramsay gets a 50% boost.|
|Round||Ranking||Response||Average percentile||Standard deviation||Normalized ranking||Word count|
|1||208||Alone, because it didn't want to go on a DATE!||53.595%||33.276%||57.7551%||10|
|2||15||You can't be beat if you crank up the heat!||70.3403%||25.9302%||95.8791%||10|
|3||121||Pangaea lost custody after it failed to hold itself together.||51.0741%||28.6703%||54.3726%||10|
|4||11||Awkward Aardvark and Sunny Snake owned the largest dodecahedron factory.||61.2933% + 5%||28.473%||95.0249%||10|
|5||4||Welcome to the news. / Groundbreaking discovery: / Eggplants are not eggs.||68.854%||24.6343%||98.1366%||10|
|6||14||ALL RIGHT STOP, COLLABORATE AND LISTEN. ICE IS BACK WITH MY BRAND NEW INVENTION, SOMETHING GRABS A HOLD OF ME TIGHTLY, FLOW LIKE A HARPOON DAILY AND NIGHTLY. WILL IT EVER STOP? YO, I DON'T KNOW. TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND I'LL GLOW. TO THE EXTREME I ROCK A MIC LIKE A VANDAL, LIGHT UP A STAGE AND WAX A CHUMP LIKE A CANDLE. IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM, YO, I'LL SOLVE IT. CHECK OUT THE HOOK WHILE MY DJ REVOLVES IT. ICE ICE BABY.||44.7006% (SK ↑)||40.6028%||89.1667%||85|
|7||5||I decree, 1,000,000 balloons per state! Make America Inflate Again!||63.0227%||33.0744%||96%||10|
|8||15||Rampant Horned Ignoramuses. Naively Overzealous, Can Easily Run Over Stuff.||53.0851% + 7%||25.5422%||79.7101%||10|
|9||22||(S)laughter is the best medicine for when you are sick(-minded.)||52.3351%||30.6487%||61.1111%||10|
|10||9||Poor pepper shakers, they're always getting charged with a salt.||57.2013%||30.8096%||80.9524%||10|
|11||12||Cowards can't like their insane comments if they're on fire.||51.4998%||28.1125%||67.5676%||10|
|12||17||Ruby had a sudden rush of Dendrophobia; fear of trees.||48.0611%||30.0688%||37.037%||10|
|13||14||ie hav ae digree inn linguistix frum miy GRAET edumacation.||50.1264%||28.6204%||41.6667%||10|
|14||8||I am one with every living diverse separate multiform individual.||52.7157%||30.4277%||63.1579%||10|
|15||8||Eat at Mark's! Don't let the government control your tastebuds.||51.1001%||29.5758%||56.25%||10|
|16||11||I have no earthly idea what you're trying to say.||47.7444%||31.9004%||15.3846%||10|
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