Meester Tweester is currently a live contestant in season 1.
According to Cary’s TWOW simulations, Meester Tweester currently has a 68.09% chance of making the final 2 and a 35.50% chance of winning the first season, the highest out of the final 3.
- Meester Tweester was the only contestant in TWOW 14B who didn't appear in the death animation for the episode.
- Meester Tweester has changed his book the most times as of TWOW 23B, with eleven book changes.
- The speech bubble in Meester's third custom book appeared to be a mistake so he got it removed in TWOW 17B. This was the first time a contestant changed his appearance in a B-part episode.
- Meester is also the only contestant to rejoin the game twice, and yet he still isn't eliminated.
- Meester Tweester is the only contestant without legs
- Due to his books having text, Cary has to keep two book images for him (one with the text horizontally flipped) for the results reveal.
Appearance changes and confessionals
|TWOW 13A||Two-time Zombie||-|
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Top 18. Better chances than a BFDI contestant. Yes!
My custom icon is based on Sunny. For being in the top 10 of TWOW 2, I chose the word "sunny" for the TWOW 4 prompt. My drawing of Sunny appeared in TWOW 3B at 6:40. That was a human version of him I often doodle at school. Sunny is a personal object of mine that was in Anko6's BFdAI camp, and Sunny even won 1st place in another object camp! (GreatOGGLES Season 1). Sunny is best described as a scaredy-cat that tries to stay brave.
The 'SunnyCide^"[sic] on the book cover is kind of a second username I have for playing games, like on Steam. It's a cross between Sunny, "sunny side up", and the -cide suffix. I like the juxtaposition (another TWOW 4 word) of it because "sunny" implies a happy feeling, but "cide" implies a death has happened. The ^ in SunnyCide^ is actually an up arrow, but sometimes fonts don't have up arrows, so I use ^ instead sometimes. It can even be shortened to SC^.
What if TWOW was just a contest held by Prince Cary of the ancient Twow[sic] region to select a new wise king or queen after the wise King Juhmatok mysteriously disappeared? And the region was populated by stick figures that had to write their response to the prince's questions in a book every week, and the blank books or the 20% least wise books were immediately burned? Woah. What a legend.
Best of luck to the other 17 books. But hopefully, the best of wisdom and luck to me.
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Confessional (sing to the tune of Warrant - Cherry Pie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtD1DMal3o or I could sing it)):
R I L E Y
|This book image was created by Hazel Cricket.|
|TWOW 17A||MangO Illuminati Dynamite Necromancer Ishfishfishfishfish GUCCI Hookah Testosterone Luuuminateees In Google's Headquarters Today||This speech bubble in this book image was presumably supposed to be a different part of his confessional, since it was removed in the next episode half.|
|TWOW 17B||-||This book was not flipped during the results reveal.|
|TWOW 18A||(Video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9feAgAmbVYQ)||This book was not flipped during the TWOW 18B results reveal.|
Kings and queens of TWOW, gather 'round! For my birthday is this September 27th! I'm planning to film myself with my birthday Yoylecake, then submit it for the TWOW episode following my birthday. I want to place first in TWOW, but isn’t it so great to reach the final eight? (Eight is also the first number that comes in the dictionary!)
Fame is something I've always dreamed of, and TWOW making me a minor celebrity makes me really happy. Every time someone replies to me on a website, I get a message. Sometimes I won't have time to personally respond to everyone, but I still love every one of my fans. It's reassuring to know that some people will back me up no matter how behind I may be. Go #TeamMeester!
Ciphered confessionals are something I'd like to try, so I made this puzzle for everyone. A hint is hidden somewhere in this confessional, if you are stuck. I made it difficult, but not impossible. Good luck!
SO MO HO. JU BT UO. TP L. TN QY. NY E. FB UJ. QN YT O. SC FE W.
|Meester Tweester requested this episode that one pixel on his sunglasses have its brightness lowered by 1%. However, due to Cary’s handling of this request, ultimately there was no change.|
Everyone, sing Puttin' on the Ritz to Spicyman33! Especially the version one sung by Taco. Taco the 1980's musician, not the I.I. character.
astigmatify was the first person on Discord to solve the cipher, and Vincent Sin was the first person on YouTube to solve it. To solve, 1) swap all the pairs of letters so they are backwards 2) collapse every "sentence", each word ends at the periods. 3) solve the substitution cipher (each letter represents a different letter). The answer is the complete secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. The first letter of each paragraph of my confessional spelled out "KFC" as a hint.
The message was:
ELEVEN SPICES MIX WITH TWO CUPS WHITE FLOUR.
It's a transcription of this (http://www.trbimg.com/img-57b892fc/turbine/ct-kfc-recipe-revealed-20160818) image, a piece of paper found in an old scrapbook belonging to Colonel Sander's nephew.Whoops, look[sic] like I let the chicken out of the bag. Thanks for playing with us, Tak Ajnin!
|TWOW 21A||-||This book uses the same image as Joseph Howard’s first custom book.|
I was Spicyman33's sidekick way back in TWOW 6B, and now he has tragically gone... we were the last living sidekick team. Meester Tweester has the letters MT for initials, and M is the 13th letter of the alphabet while T is the 20th. And 13 plus 20 equals 33, wow! But what's the only vowel in Meester Tweester? It's and[sic] E, which upside down is the number 3! And Meester has three E's while Tweester has three E's! We were truly a great match of great coincidences, but that ship has sailed now... goodbye, HTC server owner and friend!
In case you were wondering why I changed my book to Joseph Howard's design, I was testing a hypothesis that having JoHo's design gave you some sort of prize-winning advantage. Just maybe, JoHo's book design and the lack of confessionals were the most optimal way to play TWOW, since he won three times in a row. But ironically, neither JoHo book won! I guess my hypothesis was proven wrong. But to commemorate TWOW's top five, I just had to try them all out! It feels great to be in the top five and top one percent, I'll try my best to go as far as I can in TWOW, and I hope the last episodes of the season are amazing!
My last cipher was apparently too easy to crack, so here's one in four parts, progressively getting harder. Again, I'll give a shoutout to whoever Discord DMs me the full correct answer, or whoever gets the most of it. (Also, shoutout to KUmNAsAIon for winning our first ever Super Smash Bros. for Wii U tournament with his Bayonetta! I personally main Link.)
Hm haaa huuuuu hooooo, heeee hyaaaaa hooooo, hm hm hp, hw, hm huuuuu heeeee hk, hr ht hn hc. Hp hg hf hd, hk haaaa, hu hj hm. Hw hg huuuuu ht, hp hooooo, hyaaaaa, huuuuuu, hm.
ABAABBAB XYYXYXXY LRRLLRLL CZZCZZZC 12212112 ABBAABBB XYYXYXXX LRRRLRLL XXCCZCCCCCXX 12212112 ABBBAABB XXXXYXXXXXXX LRRLLRRR CZZZCCZC 12211112 ABBABBBA XYYXXYXX
Qr LL KU !V JI RK /L KD QB :LDociuntrcenu cequcesiceci ceciunnudoce ceunumseunoc unciceoccenu cedoceci__.
|TWOW 22B||-||This book image was created by LorenTzel.|
|TWOW 23A||The Sun Kid|
Heeeeyyyy everybody, it's Meester Tweester!
|This book image was created by LorenTzel.|
|Round||Ranking||Response||Average percentile||Standard deviation||Normalized ranking||Word count|
|1||14||Interestingly, November went on a diet and lost a day.||75.624%||20.617%||97.3469%||10|
|2||4||Beat the "c" in cold to make the cold old.||75.9626%||23.6945%||99.1758%||10|
|3||197||Bland Island is land plan'd with grand sand and bands.||42.6023%||30.9164%||25.4753%||10|
|4||163||No response recorded|
|5||54||Leafy and Flower / bicker over Dream Island / "Oh my gardener!"||54.1487%||35.3608%||67.0807%||10|
|6||24||Why do you think Needle doesn't like being called "needy"?||57.1996%||31.1825%||80.8333%||10|
|7||13||Dream Island will become the 51st state, and everyone's invited!||58.7159%||31.4227%||88%||10|
|8||36||Sonic, Mario, And Stupendous Heroes Battle Ridiculously On Stages .||51.8782%||31.9753%||49.2754%||9|
|9||38||A woman(:) without her(,) man is left to wander alone.||46.6312%||30.0292%||31.4815%||10|
|10||22||Sympathize spiders, since without them, bugs would rule the world.||51.7442%||30.3313%||50%||10|
|11||1||Extinguishing cowards stops their screaming, but eating pets is cat-astrophic.||65.0099%||27.5099%||100%||10|
|12 1||22||No response recorded|
|12 2||28.1||No response recorded|
|13||17||YouToob shud payy Hwuangs, sew BFDAI Sicks kan bee maid.||48.4787%||32.9508%||25%||10|
|14||4||Alone, I am only single colored. Altogether, everyone's the rainbows!||55.7821%||30.4113%||84.2105%||10|
|15||1||Try our $5 zero feet long sandwich! It's zero calories.||58.8355%||33.0375%||100%||10|
|16 1||4||At least I don't sound like a BFDI rip-off character!||53.37%||31.6113%||76.9231%||10|
|16 2||11.1||Only a dummy would be the color of Donald Trump!||40.8393%||33.9457%||7.6923%||10|
|17 1||5||People Outside Keep Every Monster Over Nifty Global Objectives||55.1082%||32.5533%||76.1905%||9|
|17 2||10.5||Well, I'm Demonstrating Overwatch. Widowmakers Mimic Assassins, Killing Enemy Reapers.||41.7087%||31.1736%||14.2857%||10|
|18 1||8||(I)nitially, the hockey te(am) was (dead)ly cold (inside) the rink.*||49.8576%||28.3763%||44.4444%||10|
|18 2||9.1||This salsa's (spicy), (man). It's (too) ho(t). (p)lease bring (wa)ter.*||39.1029%||32.4925%||16.6667%||10|
|19 1||2||125, the base speed of the fastest Dark-type Pokémon, Darkrai.||57.5418%||33.0288%||93.75%||10|
|19 2||8.5||Exactly the speed of light. Darkness reappears as light leaves!||42.6981%||27.5021%||6.25%||10|
|20 1||3||First is the worst, go forth to vote this fourth!||54.1277%||22.9407%||78.5714%||10|
|20 2||4.1||Last place won't last, so vote me second this second!||52.3509%||28.8786%||57.1429%||10|
|21 1||4||Nick, a chick, picks six slick sticks to trick Rick.||52.7411%||33.28806%||75%||10|
|21 2||4.1||That fowl is crossing for Ping Pong Cup Shot's boosts.||52.1444%||29.65722382%||66.6667%||10|
|22 1||1||They're terrific territories! They're tentative, theoretical terrains... that's too tragic.||67.988706%||31.52488%||100%||10|
|22 2||5.2||They're zany, zesty zones. Zero sightings, but a zillion possibilities!||40.72536069%||31.58458769%||0%||10|
|23 1||2||Red hid in the blood puddle where zombies never looked.||52.9%||28.83%||85.7143%||10|
|23 2||4.3||Green took steroids to become neon lime, blinding the zombies.||44.54%||30.28%||14.2857%||10|
- ↑ “It's hard to remember because MT is the only book who has two images for the two directions.” –TWOW 18B description
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