I assumed you're cannibalistic because of your TWOW 9 response, "I love eating(,) my family, my friends and my dog." And of course, you're a god from that spreadsheet mayhem! You're also the second-most efficient living TWOWer, which is quite tree-like.
GreenTree is currently eliminated in season 1, having been by TWOW 17B.
- GreenTree is the youngest top-10 TWOWer.
- Interestingly, the word "god" in GreenTree's nickname is not capitalized.
- GreenTree is one of the "TWOW Gods" on the TWOW Spreadsheet, along with some_nerd (The Pi Guy), Riley, and xXBombs_ AwayXx. He was the only one who didn't get eliminated between TWOW 13B and TWOW 15B.
- GreenTree was affected by the Efficiency Curse, being called efficient in TWOW 16B.
- GreenTree was the last of the final 18 TWOWers to customize his book.
- He was also the last to get a second mention.
Appearance changes and confessionals
|TWOW 13A||Cannibalistic god||-|
|TWOW 15A||Hi I'm|
|TWOW 16A||I will destroy the MST alliance. Watch out Meester, Midnight, Mike, Spicy, Midge and Tak! Also, GreenTree GreenTree GreenTree GreenTree GreenTree (gotta get those mentions!!)||some_nerd (The Pi Guy) read this confessional instead of Cary.|
|TWOW 17A||Jolanda of Sandrigham embarrassed Porky Harold, howling over what ambassadors reached Dorringshire.|
|Round||Ranking||Response||Average percentile||Standard deviation||Normalized ranking||Word count|
|1||350||It was destroyed by December 1st because Christmas is amazing||43.478%||23.732%||28.7755%||10|
|2||166||Squish next to your friends like sheep to keep warm.||51.2821%||22.8832%||53.022%||10|
|3||210||The first rule of the eighth continent: it doesn't exist.||41.5619%||29.2142%||20.5323%||10|
|4||106||My favorite things in the world are awkward aardvark snakes.||46.0519% + 5%||31.8389%||47.7612%||10|
|5||12||Growing to survive / Striving for sunlight each day / Victory awaits||64.0967%||25.571%||93.1677%||10|
|6||58||What would you most likely go to jail for? Why?||51.7705%||25.9642%||52.5%||10|
|7||46||Deport myself so I have an excuse for a holiday||51.599%||29.0144%||54%||10|
|8||12||Greedy Obnoxious Vultures Eating Raw Noodles Multiplying Enormous Nations' Taxes.||62.12%||32.0356%||84.058%||10|
|9||39||I love eating(,) my family, my friends and my dog.||46.4684%||34.6189%||29.6296%||10|
|10||15||Stairs are mercilessly kicked and stamped on all the time.||54.6325%||29.8616%||66.6667%||10|
|11||26||Commenters need cats to catch those they perceive as rats.||46.2461%||27.711%||27.027%||10|
|12||9||Ruby's birthday was in June. The sign said "GEM-inis Prohibited".||53.6692%||29.4965%||70.3704%||10|
|13||2||"Too bee salf-awear, furst acknowlege youre speling abilitees." - Sorce Unowin||60.3279%||28.2746%||95.8333%||10|
|14 1||2||Undiverse TWOWers lack extravagancy. Unoriginality is unexciting, unappealing and unlawful.||57.7455%||28.8228%||94.7368%||10|
|14 2||8.1||Accepting diverse appearances makes you closer with everyone. Especially me.||52.6475%||28.0199%||57.8947%||10|
|15 1||11||Think tube-feeding's getting boring? Well, our food is worth exploring!||49.9768%||29.2536%||37.5%||10|
|15 2||13.1||Becoming a multi-celled organism requires OUR taste in consumption material!||44.2467%||28.2824%||12.5%||10|
|16||10||Pettiness is unimpressive, but I guess your ego is compensation.||48.6995%||27.7174%||23.0769%||10|
|17 1||10||Discriminated Individual Souls. Adored But Ill. Loving Infallibly Towards You.||49.8906%||26.8546%||38.0952%||10|
|17 2||10.2||To Examine Luminous, Emerging Stars, Continue. Otherwise Pass Exciting Scenery.||48.007%||27.0457%||28.5714%||10|
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